It’s as if I always get bumped. Whenever you’re free, you choose to do something else even when we have the perfect opportunity to just catch up. I haven’t even had a decent conversation with you in a week. I’m so tired.
There are two kinds of men
two kinds of women?
I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET
IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”
alright ditto you wise ass
This is the funniest (and possibly the most accurate) explanation I’ve ever read.