Legen.. wait for it.. dary.

It’s as if I always get bumped.  Whenever you’re free, you choose to do something else even when we have the perfect opportunity to just catch up. I haven’t even had a decent conversation with you in a week. I’m so tired. 

You would have left already if I did what you are doing to me.

spitz1:

There are two kinds of men

two kinds of women?

lordnarwhal:

that-kid-from-london:

I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

ivanoooze:

alright ditto you wise ass

catkiller182:

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

I just cried

tookmyskull:

This is the funniest (and possibly the most accurate) explanation I’ve ever read.